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The Toronto Island Ferry Terminal will be renamed in honour of late Official Opposition leader Jack Layton. Mayor Rob Ford is expected to ask Toronto city council next week to waive the usual two-year waiting period and formally rename the launching point for ferries to the Toronto Islands the “Jack Layton Ferry Terminal.
—Toronto Island ferry terminal to be renamed in honour of Jack Layton — The Globe and Mail (via fuckyeahtoronto)
yesme asked: wow you got anons? jelly~ but anyways i meant the part about all the comments saying "yes zombies" because wow i would be scared shitless LOL zombies are not a good ides. but yea by now you basically trust that 99.7% of the articles you ever see here are probably fake haha.
no i never get anons, that was a one time thing :c YEAHH same like i would be dead in 5 seconds ahaha…ha.. yeah im always a bit sceptical at first when reading these things
Anonymous asked: it is completely fake. you can even see a red squiggle under some of the article.. some lame poop decided it would be funny to fake something like that.
aha ok yeah i knew it had to be fake.. it sounds too fictional



